Tag: humor
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August 13, 2007 01:28 PM EDT --
I love my brother-in-law, Adam, dearly. I’ve known him since I was twelve and he is truly like a brother to me. I knew he was going to make a perfect addition to our family with . . .
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June 14, 2007 08:19 PM EDT --
It is a well-known fact in my family that one must act quickly when getting in the car if my dad is behind the wheel. He has been known to put the car in gear with passengers only half in, desperately . . .
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July 02, 2007 11:58 AM EDT --
I have never liked lightning. Call me crazy, but there is just something about jagged, fiery bolts shooting out of the sky, looking to kill anything in their path, that have always scared the bejeebers . . .
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October 31, 2006 03:36 PM EST --
After returning from my lunch break, I waited downstairs for an available elevator in the lobby where I worked some years ago. The lobby is enormous; there are 15 elevators, none of which were . . .
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November 14, 2006 02:15 PM EST --
I've never understood the act of spitting. I used to think that guys just had an excess of saliva, a defective gland that would over produce the slimy wet stuff at the most inopportune moments, . . .
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April 02, 2007 11:35 PM EDT --
In honor of the start of Passover, I thought I'd share my own experience of my first Seder dinner with my family. For those of you who don't know, Seder dinner happens on the first two nights . . .
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January 25, 2006 12:52 PM EST --
I have a huge problem: I'm dating a really nice guy.
It's terrible. He opens doors for me, shows affection, and always remembers my name.
On our first date, he reached for my hand while . . .
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September 21, 2006 05:23 PM EDT --
A few days ago, I went to my doctor because I've had a red spot on my eye for a couple of weeks that I thought was due to allergies.
My doctor took one look at my eye and asked, "Do . . .
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February 12, 2006 07:47 PM EST --
I've never loved anyone like I've loved Jay. We met our third year in college; he lived across the street, and it was obvious after he'd asked to borrow sugar from me for the third . . .
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February 16, 2006 02:31 PM EST --
I am the first to admit that I'm not a morning person. Otherwise stationary objects are magnetically attracted to me before noon: tables skid across floors into my knees, wall corners . . .
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February 21, 2006 10:16 PM EST --
"Here, Becca, look at this one and see if it's ripe enough."
My Mom hands me the biggest apple I've ever seen in my life.
"I don't know, Mom, this thing looks like it could . . .
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May 29, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
This Memorial Day weekend I flew down to Virginia to see my family. Because of my experience on the flight down, I can come to no other conclusion than I must have done something terrible to upset . . .
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June 08, 2007 04:43 PM EDT --
It has been a recent "tradition" in my family to exchange home-made gifts en lieu of store-bought ones for our pseudo-Christmas holiday every year. The first year, the mosaic planter I had . . .
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September 15, 2007 03:53 PM EDT --
It is the most annoying thing in the world to me that men are not mind readers. We wear mile-high heels and flesh-pinching push-up bras for them, the least they can do is anticipate our every want . . .
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January 26, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
It started out as a bright, beautiful sun-shiney day. My friends and I headed out to Moogie's, a local eatery, for breakfast, in shorts and t-shirts, as it was an unusually hot day in late September. . . .
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April 25, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
"Wait 'til they get a load of me."
So said Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Tim Burton's Batman, after he chemically altered his face, distorting his mouth into a permanent, clown-like . . .
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January 20, 2006 01:18 PM EST --
On a 6 hour flight to London by myself, I decided to quell my airplane jitters and ordered every available nip of the liquor cart. I felt right at home as all the Europeans on board ordered vodka oranges . . .
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January 20, 2006 01:16 PM EST --
For those who don't know, ball sculpt is an exercise class using this round rubber ball to help "sculpt" your body with pilates-like moves. So before my first class, knowing full well I would . . .
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February 05, 2006 10:41 PM EST --
I am really cold. My lungs ache and my nose stings with each rhythmic breath I take, "Breathe in, one, two, and out, three four," repeat until exhausted. As cold as the winter air . . .
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January 20, 2006 01:17 PM EST --
As a little girl, I loved to fly. Hell, I even liked airports: the anticipation of going on vacation, the people-watching (and I'm from Jersey so you know there was plenty of opportunity there), and . . .
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